Pick up Lines

I have mentioned in other articles that my wife has had some grand pick up lines.  I really don’t know what the guy is thinking when they send them.  Maybe because it is in writing I find it odd, since saying with body language might be better.  Either way I challenge my readers, you all, well really the woman to post the pick up lines that made them laugh, hide, cringe and maybe even score a conversation.  Go ahead add them into the comments, what do you have to lose except share your funny stories of mens failed (or possible win) attempts of wooing women.