The Booty Call – What does it sound like

As you might have read in my last post restless feelings that I am on the hunt for new blood. What I didn’t mention is that I do have a few lingering fwb around still.  My wife approves of most of them but there is one that is not her favourite.  Not because she doesn’t trust her more on her personality traits.

Ironically last week during my crazy work night I talked to her again and she was horny.  She wanted a booty call.  I was at work till 3am so that didn’t work out so I told her we will have to try another night.

Twice more I get the Booty Call from her that week.  Now to put this in perspective, it helps with your confidence when a girl calls for sex.  The problem is where.  My home is not free since I have family and friends over.  I was also told that she couldn’t have anyone over since she is renting a room.

No offence I am not paying a hotel room for sex.  And car sex is so teenager level (although the situation does feel like high school again) that it is not that enjoyable since I didn’t want a quickie. No place to go when the Booty Call does come up sucks and gets very frustrating.

So to the open marriage the Booty Call can be a cry of pain since you have an option but no place to exercise it.  My wife has the same issue when she had her local boy toy since nooners really don’t take the edge off.  So what do you do? What till you have no kids and kick wife out?  Ship wife off to a fwb and invite the horny milf over?  And yes a threesome is an option but my wife is not bi (not looking but might play if comfortable with girl).

Just because you have a fwb doesn’t mean you can fuck anytime.  You still have to find where which seems to be the biggest hurdle.  And if you think “just go to a club” and your problem is solved you could be right.  I don’t like the club scene.  Not that it is a bad place and I do have fun but I don’t play on site. Not a big crowd person and had issues when I was younger at bar scene.

So for us married with family the Booty Call is not a sound of excitement but more of cry of where to go.  For the singles our there maybe it sounds different and in all fairness it probably sounds better.  Ours is the screaming kids, howling dogs or the silent scream that we can’t get away to get our funk on.

Btw if by chance you want to get your funk on and you have a place for the sex Olympics then drop me a note.  Or if you have other ideas let me know in the comments or on Twitter.

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